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    Home » Boa Steakhouse - Citron, Soda, and Steaks

    April 2006 Uncategorized

    Boa Steakhouse - Citron, Soda, and Steaks

    boa steakhouse, santa monica, ca - mojito
    A good steakhouse isn’t hard to find. In fact steakhouses are popping up all over LA like dandelions on a freshly manured lawn.

    However, a good steakhouse that doesn’t feel like I should be sitting in a leather wingback chair wearing a silk smoking jacket and balancing a very dry martini, or perhaps two inches of Makers in a tumbler, whilst tapping a Cuban against a gold-plated ashtray, or rather, be sitting on the lap of a silver-haired man doing that, is hard to find. They’re all part of the sacred inner testosterone circle of the Billionaire Boy’s Beef Club, and as such, all look, dress, and act the same. “Steakhouse” seems to be synonymous with dark wood, dim lighting, leather chairs with brass furnishings, and very wealthy older manly men. I don’t mind “traditional American steakhouse” decor that makes me want to whisper “Colonel Mustard, with a candlestick, in the study,” but it’s just so...uninteresting if it’s the same across the board.

    *blush* I don’t mind the wealthy older men at all (and that by itself is a topic for another day). *blink blink*

    boa steakhouse, los angeles, ca
    a little flashy, and totally fab

    Boa Steakhouse, however, eschews such a homogeneous hetero hideaway atmopshere by opening its inner queer eye and letting a metro steakhouse out of the closet. Boa is younger. Boa is louder. Boa is a little bit fashion forward and uses pomade to Kyan-ize its hair.

    I’ve been to both LA outsposts of Boa Steakhouse. Back before some trademark or copyright legal action forced it to castrate "Bal" from its original name Balboa, I had dinner at the Grafton Hotel location on Sunset. Like Nicky to Paris, being in the Grafton Hotel alone makes Boa hip-by-association. Boa opened in Santa Monica, and in that location, I’ve only had drinks. I don’t know which place I like better. That’s like trying to decide which is better – dinner or drinks. I guess it depends on the date. There is also now a restaurant in Vegas inside Caesar’s, but why would I ever go to Boa in Vegas when there are two locations in LA? That’s like going to Italy and shopping at Benetton in Rome.

    boa steakhouse, los angeles, ca - decor
    the guest list line of lamps

    The appearance of dark wood is a quick, respectful nod to traditional American steakhouse, but the wood is polished, with straight, modern edges. Leather, too, makes a showing. The walls in the Sunset location look like giant sueded quilt and the rest of the decor and corresponding vibe is sleek, swanky, and sex-ay. Boa’s uniquely indentifying characteristic is the multi-colored stripe, narrow, rectangular box lamp, suspended mid-air via thin poles that run from ceiling to floor. The lamps always appear with their indentical BFFs all perfectly spaced apart to make sure one doesn’t hide another from being seen.

    Boa on Sunset is loud. When first we arrived, the noise could rival decibel levels of Avalon, but without the beat. We waited in the adjoining bar for our reservation, sipped on very strong cocktails while watching the reservationless plebes awkwardly reach across small sitting lounges to cut into steaks and seafood on plates precariously wobbling on cushioned ottomans. If I lived closer to West Hollywood, I could imagine myself in the small, dark bar of Boa every third week. (Every week might put me in the "problem" category.)

    We sat outside amongst the handful of tables on a tiny patio that overlooks the hotel pool. Thankfully, the dining room din stops at the patio door, so we didn’t have to rely on lip-reading skills to communicate. On a summer evening, the patio is the best seat in the house. Unless you want to be seen. Then you should go back inside, make your way to Boa's bar, then step outside to “smoke” on the front sidewalk. Put your sunglasses on because the headlights are sooooo bright on Sunset.

    For as modern and updated as the decor is at Boa, the menu remains traditional. The most interesting item on the list of appetizers is the Dungeness crab cake, but I quickly forgot about it when my eyes widened at the sight of The Wedge among the salads. A wedge of simple, crisp Iceberg lettuces drizzled with a creamy bleu cheese dressing could quite possibly be the American steakhouse’s greatest contribution to gastronomy and close to $15, the most profitable business maneuver in steakhouse management. It’s so good, it is called The Wedge, not Iceberg with bleu cheese dressing, not Iceberg salad, just The Wedge. I can’t believe I had to share it.

    Different cuts of steaks range from a prissy little petite filet mignon to a bone-in ribeye. Boa also offers rack of lamb and free-range chicken breast under the “Turf” section, and a few different fish under the “Surf” section. That’s all I’ll say about that, lest I offend any non-beef-eater steakhouse go-ers by implying that they are weak. You can opt to have your meat prepared with a rub like peppercorns or herbed butter, and sauced with everything from a Bearnaise to their signature “J-1” steak sauce. I eat my meat bloody rare and naked.

    A good steak depends on the lusty affair between Mother Nature and the cattle rancher, which is beyond the control of the kitchen. The true test of a steakhouse kitchen’s greatness, then, is in the preparation of their vegetables and side dishes. Boa was already halfway to an “A” with their offering of The Wedge, and could have set the curve with their French fries, but missed the mark by a few points because they were too crisp. I like a good mix of crispy and soggy, whether that be a crisp exterior that gives way to a steaming, pillowy softness inside each fry, or that some fries are completely crisp to the point of crunchy, amongst a soft, squishy nest of some soggy, limp fries.

    After cocktails in the bar, wine at the dinner table, an enormous side of cow and French fries that were only *eh* but they’re fries, dammit, so I ate them all, we had no room for dessert. An after-dinner mint counts as dessert, right? Especially if the mint is muddled with lime and sugar and refreshed with rum and club soda. :)

    Boa's Santa Monica location has the same decor, but with a different clientele, has a slightly mellower vibe. It's nowhere near as noisy nor crowded, and the people range from 3rd Street Promenade tourist families to expense-accounts to local Westside hipsters. Santa Monica's menu is broader than Su
    nset's. The additional offering of "entrees" like pasta, as well as a complete lunch menu must have been added to cater to the broader market. We've only ever perched upon stools next to a business traveler dining with a copy of the New York Times at the bar or draped ourselves over the low bar seating around small tables for drinks.

    Delicious Sarah, with a Citron/soda, in a very metro Santa Monica "study." Killer!

    Boa Steakhouse
    101 Santa Monica Boulevard (@ Ocean Avenue)
    Santa Monica, CA 90401
    310.899.4466

    @ the Grafton Hotel
    8476 Sunset Boulevard
    West Hollywood, CA
    323.650.8383

    www.boasteak.com

    ** a year ago today, i had not-so-hot memories of geisha house **

    tags :: food : and drink : american : steakhouses : restaurants : reviews : los angeles

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    1. Anonymous says

      May 03, 2006 at 5:02 pm

      Any suggestions as to where to go for Cinco De Mayo? Btw, I'm leaving my post as anonymous because I don't want to risk the potential of spam, but my email is mel_fox80[AT]yahoo[DOT]com.

      Reply
    2. Neil says

      May 03, 2006 at 8:56 pm

      you seem more like a dinner gal.

      Reply
    3. Maure says

      May 04, 2006 at 2:05 am

      dear anonymous:

      when is Cinco de Mayo this year?

      Reply
    4. sarah says

      May 04, 2006 at 2:28 am

      anonymous mel: it really depends where in LA you are. obviously, you want to stay close to home (at least, i do), because three or four margaritas into the night, you don't want to have to pay $50 for a cab ride across town. where are you? westside? valley? look out for a post in the next few days about cinco de mayo and perhaps some readers will be able to make suggestions in the comments, too!

      neil: i am sooooo a dinner gal. but then again, i can be happy with a liquid lunch, too ;)

      maure: i can answer that. iirc, i think cinco de mayo for 2006 is the second week of june.

      Reply
    5. sarah says

      May 04, 2006 at 2:28 am

      anonymous mel: it really depends where in LA you are. obviously, you want to stay close to home (at least, i do), because three or four margaritas into the night, you don't want to have to pay $50 for a cab ride across town. where are you? westside? valley? look out for a post in the next few days about cinco de mayo and perhaps some readers will be able to make suggestions in the comments, too!

      neil: i am sooooo a dinner gal. but then again, i can be happy with a liquid lunch, too ;)

      maure: i can answer that. iirc, i think cinco de mayo for 2006 is the second week of june.

      Reply
    6. Xericx says

      May 04, 2006 at 3:00 am

      I, too, am looking for Cinco De Mayo recos.....last year was at Baja Cantina...NEVER AGAIN!!!! I have a lot of random places I may end up....

      Santa Monica is always a good time. If you're looking to PARTY...go to SHARKEEZ in MANHATTAN (not hermosa...too crowded!)

      Reply
    7. Anonymous says

      May 04, 2006 at 4:47 pm

      I'm on the Westside. Some places I'm looking at testing out are:

      Border Grill (4th St)
      El Coyote (kinda far I know)
      Casa Escobar
      Lares
      El Torito
      Monte Alban? I've seen a write up on that place before.
      Cozumel (on Rosecranz) - far from my house, but my boyfriend works right across the street from there and so we have lots of friends whose house we can crash at afterwards.

      The Arsenal has pretty good specials, but sounds like it's more sultry and not the type of party place I am looking for (for a large group of people).

      If xericx reads this, I'd like to know why Baja Cantina is a bad idea? Too crowded? That was originally one of my first options. Or maybe you know, Sarah?

      Basically, I'd like to go anywhere that is fun and has good specials.

      mel_fox80[at]yahoo

      Reply
    8. Skip says

      May 04, 2006 at 4:50 pm

      My old housemate is a hostess at Boa on Sunset, so I've had food from there and at the restaurant.

      Eh.

      We went to Katana (owned by the same folks) with one of the corporate chefs and got treated like royalty. The food was all right, but the scene was "better".

      Reply
    9. Xericx says

      May 04, 2006 at 8:20 pm

      Last year I got to Baja Cantina at 5:30. I waited in line OUTSIDE on the street for 40 minutes. Then waited in the PARKING LOT trying to get into the restaurant for another hour (it was raining to boot). Food was bleh, drinks were meh....Pre-mixed margaritas....expensiveish for what they were IIRC.....they weren't very strong so I stuck with the "yardstick" of beer after a few rounds.... wasn't very festive..they had a mariachi band or something....other than that...

      Its like going to an Irish Bar on St. Paddy's day...sounds like its ideal, but better to go somewhere else if the lines get TOO long.

      Oh, haven't been to Boa....what about MaKai? I was going to go there for happy hour last friday. Is it good...near Boa in SM.

      Reply
    10. sarah says

      May 04, 2006 at 8:29 pm

      l.a.c.: grasshopper - creme de menthe and vodka only. no cream, thanks.

      mel fox: i saw the sepcials at arsenal, too. they look decent. i imagine that it will be crowded for cinco de mayo, ESPECIALLY since it's a friday. i would go early.

      baja cantina is HORRIBLE. i actually drove by there, thinking i might go for cinco de mayo last year, and kept driving. there was a fairly long line of what seemed a majority of frat boys in sombreros and wearing mardi gras beads. crowded is okay. alpha beta theta zeta spring break in cancun is not okay. then again, i am a bitter old lady ;)

      skip: oooh, love the sunset boa! actually, my meal there was good, mostly because we got to sit outside on a patio overlooking the pool, and it was MUCH quieter than the noisebomb inside. katana isn't bad. i prefer the "scene" there as well, out on the patio, but the food is *eh*

      xericx: if you are choosing between boa and makai, go to boa. i like it for drinks. unless something has changed drastically in the last year, ma'kai is really really very very *eh*

      ma'kai

      then again, the eye candy (waitresses) are MUCH better at makai. not that i was looking. LOL!

      Reply
    11. sarah says

      May 04, 2006 at 8:29 pm

      l.a.c.: grasshopper - creme de menthe and vodka only. no cream, thanks.

      mel fox: i saw the sepcials at arsenal, too. they look decent. i imagine that it will be crowded for cinco de mayo, ESPECIALLY since it's a friday. i would go early.

      baja cantina is HORRIBLE. i actually drove by there, thinking i might go for cinco de mayo last year, and kept driving. there was a fairly long line of what seemed a majority of frat boys in sombreros and wearing mardi gras beads. crowded is okay. alpha beta theta zeta spring break in cancun is not okay. then again, i am a bitter old lady ;)

      skip: oooh, love the sunset boa! actually, my meal there was good, mostly because we got to sit outside on a patio overlooking the pool, and it was MUCH quieter than the noisebomb inside. katana isn't bad. i prefer the "scene" there as well, out on the patio, but the food is *eh*

      xericx: if you are choosing between boa and makai, go to boa. i like it for drinks. unless something has changed drastically in the last year, ma'kai is really really very very *eh*

      ma'kai

      then again, the eye candy (waitresses) are MUCH better at makai. not that i was looking. LOL!

      Reply
    12. Skip says

      May 04, 2006 at 11:10 pm

      Your comments triggered memories of my night at Boa/Katana that I thought I'd blocked out of my memory.

      (Um...it's blurry, but skinny dipping in the Grafton pool may have been a part of it...)

      Reply
    13. Phil says

      May 05, 2006 at 3:03 pm

      Oh Sweetie!,
      You must come up to Press for a drink at the bar, steak by the fire, and a liquid dessert served in a martini glass. Can they liquify steak? Best side dishes, too. St. Helena hip and cool. We do that too!
      Kiss, Kiss

      Reply
    14. Phil says

      May 05, 2006 at 3:03 pm

      Oh Sweetie!,
      You must come up to Press for a drink at the bar, steak by the fire, and a liquid dessert served in a martini glass. Can they liquify steak? Best side dishes, too. St. Helena hip and cool. We do that too!
      Kiss, Kiss

      Reply
    15. Maure says

      May 05, 2006 at 5:40 pm

      golly sarah, one minute i'm smitten
      at reading that you like your steak bloody and rare - sigh..
      and then i become somewhat cautious
      when you slighly mention castration of the bal from the boa.

      think i'll pass on the gelding cut
      for now, sides be damned.

      Reply
    16. MeowMix says

      May 05, 2006 at 7:59 pm

      I had Boa's 40-day aged new york steak. Simply amazing.

      Reply
    17. onetomato says

      May 05, 2006 at 9:43 pm

      i was thinking of taking my mom out for steak for mother's day. hmmm. boa. maybe too loud for her.
      and ma'kai? that horrid place still around?

      Reply

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