"Look for happiness and you will find it."
Okay, but when? When will I find happiness? You know, I've been looking for thirty-, er, I mean twenty-something *ahem* years and I still haven't found it. Will it be soon? Because I like to be prepared and I want to start preparing if I'm going to find it soon. And where? Where will I find this happiness? Why can't fortune cookies be more specific? See, this is why fortune cookies are stupid. What good is a fortune that doesn't tell you when and/or where? That's like giving someone a treasure map that is just a giant blank sheet with nothing but an X on it. "There is a treasure out there. Oh yes, there is. It's at the 'X.' Good luck, Indy."
I think there was too much sugar in the Walnut Shrimp tonight, by the way.