Bummer. Looks like you're going to have to stay in on Saturday night in your fat pants with two pints of Sweet Rose Creamery's Malted Chocolate Ice Cream with Hazelnut Brittle, a tivo full of last season's gLee and your neighbor's cat that you borrowed because you're so pathetic you don't even have your own cat. Again.
Don't ask me how or why I got a second pair of tickets to the...um...hottest...ticket in town, to give away. I just did, okay?
HOW TO ENTER THIS TICKET GIVEAWAY
You must do all two steps in order to enter the random drawing.
Leave a comment on this post with your best recommendation for HOW TO CURE A HANGOVER because you just might need it after partying all night with Jonathan Gold. (In case you care, me: alka-seltzer and a giant bowl of steaming hot pho.)
Because some of you are afraid of twitter, the second requirement is to share this giveaway, whether it's on twitter or facebook:
[email protected]: I'd like to win tickets to @TheJGold's Speakeasy Cocktail Party @ThePublicSquare http://is.gd/fCB43 #JGoldSpeakeasy
Please don't say it isn't fair that I'm requiring this because you don't have either account because I understand if you're afraid of twitter, but who on Earth does not have a facebook account?! (Mom, Dad, please ignore this statement. You should never get on facebook.)
You have 24-ish hours. This giveaway ends tomorrow, October 1 at 12 noon so that who(m?)ever gets the tickets has enough time to find a date.
[alka seltzer image shamelessly swiped from trimoon's blog]