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    Home » restaurants » Johnnie's New York Pizzeria - One Would Think

    February 2007 restaurants

    Johnnie's New York Pizzeria - One Would Think

    johnnie's new york pizzeria, 3rd street promenade, santa monica, ca - penne with bolognese
    Given the sheer volume of activity on the Promenade and the the fact that on any given night, weekdays included, the street is teeming with people, one would think that the three blocks of 3rd Street between Broadway and Wilshire Blvd would be have an overwhelming number of restaurants to feed the throngs.

    Given the normal statistics of normal life, with an overwhelming number of restaurants, one would think that there would be at least a handful of decent places to eat.

    Given "normal."

    "One would think."

    The Promenade is not normal. As you may (or may not) know, I have basically been hitting all kinds of misses with every meal here on the Promenade with the exception of an occasional Panini Verdure from Cafe Bellagio, which I can't really enjoy because I'm eating it over my lap during during my weekly staff meeting at work. I couldn't seem to figure out why every option turned out to be bad until I realized that there just really aren't that many options for real food to begin with, let alone good options.

    johnnie's new york pizzeria, 3rd street promenade, santa monica, los angeles
    optional option

    Johnnie's New York Pizzeria on the southernmost end of The Promenade, I thought, was a good option. I have eaten a few times at the other locations - Westside and Century City - and didn't think they were bad experiences. The New York Chopped Salad -- salami, pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, tomatoes, olives and other vegetables -- is just good enough to go back when we can't think of anything else to eat, but not good enough that we would get a craving for it. I mean if I had a real craving for a chopped salad, I'd just make it home.

    There must be something about the Promenade that renders any establishment into mediocrity, no matter what its reputation is elsewhere because our lunch at Johnnie's was slightly below average. As much as I hate to admit it, I do look forward to the basket of tiny, twisted rolls that must be wholly dipped in melted butter and tossed in garlic and salt. It's a never-ending supply, a remnant of my Olive Garden days, which might be part of the reason why I like them so much. Wait, I've never had "Olive Garden days." However, Promenade Johnnie's rolls tasted like they were baked in a too-hot oven, unbecomgly dark on the outside and suspiciously dough-y on the inside. The accompanying marinara sauce was watered down and bland; something more akin to a half-complete ketchup rather than a marinara sauce.

    johnnie's new york pizzeria, 3rd street promenade, santa monica, los angeles, ca - garlic knots
    doughy
    johnnie's new york pizzeria, 3rd street promenade, santa monica, los angeles, ca - caesar salad
    impressed by anchovies

    I'm pretty sure that had I ordered the Chopped Salad as I am wont to do when dining at Johnnie's, I would have been less disappointed with the meal, but I ordered a Caesar Salad. Though I was impressed that the salad had real anchovies on it, the dressing tasted faintly of "bottled." I snapped up all the anchovies, picked off the croutons and put them on the edge of my plate (I won't mention that I had specifically asked for no croutons --oops! I mentioned it), and did my best to hunt and peck for pieces of Romaine that had the least amount of taint-age by Caesar dressing.

    The Penne Pasta with Bolognese Sauce was actually the most disappointing dish on the table. The sauce was the same watery, flavor-less marinara that had accompanied the doughballs, only with ground beef thrown in, and though we had asked for penne pasta, it seems the cooks in the kitchen hadn't competely rinsed out the colander from the previous order. There were a few strands of spaghetti mixed in with the penne which was, of course, overcooked. I had one bite, and that was all.

    I'm running out of options on The Promenade.

    One would think.

    Johnnie's New York Pizzeria
    1444 3rd Street Promenade
    Santa Monica, CA 90401
    310.395.9062

    More on Johnnie's New York Pizzeria:
    ~ Yelpers give it an average of 3.33 stars out of 5
    ~ Citysearch gives it an 8.6 out of 10
    ~ LA.com thinks it's the water filtration system

    ** a year ago today, my five food challenges were: korean, local, grow, eat out, and home cooking **

    tags :: food : and drink : italian : pizza: restaurants : reviews : los angeles

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    1. Sarah C. says

      April 20, 2007 at 1:34 am

      First, while Johnnies on the promenade isnt the best location of theirs, why would you go and order pasta at a pizza joint? Would you order a cooked salmon fillet at a sushi restaurant?
      Second, I suggest trying Jiraffe which is near the promenade. You will not be disappointed. http://www.jirafferestaurant.com/

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    2. Sarah C. says

      April 20, 2007 at 1:34 am

      First, while Johnnies on the promenade isnt the best location of theirs, why would you go and order pasta at a pizza joint? Would you order a cooked salmon fillet at a sushi restaurant?
      Second, I suggest trying Jiraffe which is near the promenade. You will not be disappointed. http://www.jirafferestaurant.com/

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    3. sarah says

      April 21, 2007 at 3:32 pm

      sarah: you're so right. i think it's that pasta seemed the more "civilized" thing to eat (with a fork) than pizza, given the company.

      i love jiraffe. several years ago, i went there way too often, then stopped for a bit as new restaurants caught my attention. but i did go back (slightly) more recently, and it was just as good as i remembered :)

      jiraffe: looong overdue return (sep 2005)

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