We were trying to figure out what to order in for dinner. I was craving pizza, but was internally fighting it.
“Fine," he said, "Let’s order pizza, but only if you promise to eat half.”
who ever has leftover pizza?!?
Half? Of an entire pizza? I could probably eat one slice, maybe two. I don’t have that much longer until the wedding, you know, and I have, ohmigod! So much more to lose...
“If you can’t eat half of it,” he was threatening, “then we can’t order pizza.”
Why not? We can just eat what we want and put the rest in the freezer.
*pause* Then he chuckled, which evolved into uncontrollable laughter.
if there is leftover, who freezes it?!
“Sarah, obviously, you’re not a guy, which is a good thing, but obviously, you’re not a guy. A guy doesn’t order a pizza, eat a few slices and put the rest in the freezer. He eats the whole thing, and at the very worst, a few slices stay in the box, on the counter overnight, for breakfast tomorrow.” He was laughing. “Put it in the freezer? No guy does that.”
Oh. *pause*
So we’re not getting pizza?
don't worry, W. mushrooms aren't fattening
Clearly, I will never understand guys and pizza. Ever.
We compromised and did end up getting pizza, because only a very stupid guy would get between a girl and her craving. But instead of ordering an entire pizza, which would have blown my W diet in one night by finishing the whole thing between the two of us, or had pizza for two meals in a row, in which case, I still kill my diet, just in a slower, more painful way, we decided to work for it. We hauled ouselves off the couch. We trudged up the hill, on foot. And we got pizza from Frankie & Johnnie’s.
Thank god for thin crusts and by-the-slice. Mushrooms, of course, since they’re not fattening.
Xericx says
My freezer is full of the costco-sized booze...so no pizza fits in there.
sarah says
xericx, you need to invite me to your next party! i have two bottles of vodka in the freezer door, myself. :)
Anonymous says
haha...I'll take credit for this blog entry! JP.
e d b m says
do you prefer F&J's or Abbot's? I love Abbot's b/c they use an olive pesto in their thin-slice mushroom pizza. So delectable.
sarah says
f&j's works for me because it is about a block and half away from me and if i am feeling lazy and uber-cheap, a slice of cheese pizza is only $1.80 and 3 minutes (walking) away.
however, abbot's is absolutely killer. i looove the crust. so crunchy on the oustide, thick and chewy on the inside. it must be the opium effect in the poppy seeds, lol!
Mel CH says
Oh, Miss Sarah, have you no discipline? Have you no will power? What about your diet that you just posted about? Tsk tsk.
Xericx says
Totinos Pizza and Ketel One. WOO!
Anonymous says
i think i saw you one time. you are so little! no need for W diet.
sarah says
oh really? you saw me, anonymous? where?!?! i am not little. LOL!
and who are you?
just a side note to everyone...don't be afraid! we don't bite! and we won't come and egg your house if you actually reveal your name. sheesh. you can even use....an alias!
BoLA says
MMM....Pizza! Love it! I ate a whole pizza myself...once. LOL! Does that make me more like a guy? ;)
sarah says
no, kristy, that just makes me want to give you..high five! high five!