Whether I actually ate grapefruit for breakfast or just took a picture of it, slapped the two halves back together and threw it onto the top shelf behind the fat-free soy milk in the refrigerator, in favor of kettle chips, no one will ever know.
No one.
dawn says
geeee with that intro it's so obvious chips were king baby!
djjewelz says
the grapefruit is probably being saved for something more worthwhile than breakfast, like an alcoholic concoction.
AK says
I love not knowing. ...Maybe she did! Did she? ...nooo, she wouldn't! Of course she would!!
Sarah J. Gim says
dawn: OR.
I could be scamming you completely because I ate both! You will never know!
djjewelz: You might know me too well. You might. Greyhound! (Or would it be a Pinkhound?)
AK: the mystery of me just keeps you coming back for more, doesn't it?