EAT Fall Foods
1. An Apple a Day
2. Late-Season Figs
3. Back to School Foods. Breakfast-to-go, packed lunches, after school snacks, fast and easy weeknight dinners
4. Grapes
5. Pumpkin Everything: Pumpkin Bread, Pumpkin Cheesecake, Pumpkin Layer Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting and Dulce de Leche
6. Epic Tailgate Party Foods: wings, nachos, sliders, hot dogs, sandwiches, all the chips with all the dips, jalapeño poppers, pizza, salsa and guacamole, and chili
7. NFL Sunday Funday Brunch
8. Pears
9. Oatmeal for Breakfast
10. (Not) Avocado Toast. Avocados are a summer fruit in California, but that doesn't stop us from smashing, slicing, and spreading them onto toast year-round because we are practically in Mexico, which supplies almost the rest of the world outside California. However, there has been some drama related to avocados from Mexico that I'm too stupid and lazy to research in depth, but have heard enough to draw the conclusion that our cooler season's avocado supply has been total crap in terms of both supply amounts and actual quality. So maybe let's try to make toast with other things.
11. Rosemary and Sage
12. Brussels Sprouts. I will never give up roasted Brussels sprouts, but every once in a while a fresh perspective does good for your appreciation of the bitter, sweet, caramelization of roasting. Sqirl's Shaved and Pan-Roasted Brussels Sprouts with Pear recipe here, and Daphne Oz's Shaved Brussels Sprouts Salad with Pecorino and Capers recipe here.
13. Cauliflower
14. Mushrooms
15. Winter Squashes. Acorn, Butternut, Delicata, and Kabocha
16. Sweet Potatoes
17. Crudité Platter with Fall Fruits and Vegetables. Cheese boards and charcuterie plates don't get their own numbered lines here because they are always in season.
18. Oysters. I feel like I'm cheating by putting oysters on this Fall list because not only was it on the Summer list, but I didn't actually eat any oysters this summer, or any summer for that matter because oysters terrify me, so it's like I failed and have to give myself another chance to fail, kind of like what happened with Physics 8A, which is a freshman class that I had to take three times.
19. Bone Broth
20. Soups
21. Braises and Stews
22. Slow Cooker foods
23. (Leftover) Halloween Candy
24. Persimmons
25. Pomegranate. Homemade Pomegranate Molasses and Pomegranate Salsa, which I am predicting will overtake cranberry sauce in consumption on my Thanksgiving table this year.
26. Fall Pies: Apple, Pecan, Pumpkin, Sweet Potato
27. Thanksgiving. Made healthier. I know. Roll your eyes. But here's the weird thing. I think this is the year, THIS IS THE YEAR, that 1) my family is willing to break from traditions, namely the Green Bean Casserole without protest and 2) they want foods to be healthier. This comes of course, from all of our, my sisters and I included, aging, and with aging, comes health issues. Hallefuckinglujah! Roasted vegetables! Green salads! Cauliflower puree! But mostly, no more fucking green bean casserole. I also think every year is THE YEAR.
DRINK Fall Drinks
28. Pumpkin Spice Latte. Up until a couple of years ago, I had never once in my life had a Pumpkin Spice Latte, aka PSL for those basic bitches in the know. I finally tried one. I don't ever need to drink one again. This is on the list not for me, but for you.
29. Carrot Ginger Turmeric Juice. Carrot juice is a warm, welcoming, wide-open gateway to juicing because carrots have natural sweetness so the juice tastes fucking delicious. Until you add fresh turmeric to up the health factor and then carrot juice tastes worse than straight up lawn mower clippings because turmeric tastes like dirt. But anyway, start with carrot juice, and if you can stand the heat, ginger. And if you're already drinking this combination (I am!), it's time to level up to adaptogens.
30. Hot Chocolate
31. Hot Toddy
32. Mulled Wine
33. Pumpkin Beer. Fall Rosé. I am just being realistic here. Pumpkin Beer will never get checked off this list, because I don't always drink beer, but when I do, fuck that, I still drink rosé.
34. Beaujolais Nouveau
35. Sangria
DO Fall Activities
36. See Fall colors. I live in Los Angeles. I have no idea how to do this.
37. Fall cleaning
38. Go back to school. And learn something. Anything. For God's sake could you just read a book?
39. Tailgate in an actual parking lot and watch a live football game
40. Visit wine country and go tasting
41. Watch the World Series. Which is really just an excuse to eat Dodger Dogs with Farmers Market Fresh Toppings and all the other trash stadium foods.
WEAR Fall Style
42. Boots. Not ankle boots, or booties, or even Uggs really, which are a category unto themselves so depressing that they have been relegated to last on this list (see #50 below), but 100% legit boots that reach up to your knees to protect your jeans hems, pant cuffs, and legs from the elements if you live anywhere but southern California, and even over-the-knee-boots, to protect your modesty when you're wearing ass-grazing hemlines, probably in southern California.
43. Dark nail polish
44. Fall uniform
45. Knit beanie
46. Scarf
47. Short, dark hair
48. Sneakers
49. SPF. Every day. Oh, the sun's not as strong because it's fall so you think you can get lax about SPF? That is precisely why you have to be hyperaware.
50. Uggs. Ugh.
EXTRAS for FALL
These are things that were originally on the full 90-items-for-90-days of Fall Eat Drink Do Wear list but edited out because we ran out days as we procrastinated deeper and deeper into October, but are included as an afterthought here anyway so that if You did do them already/anyway, you can check them off and feel accomplished, kind of like the way you write-in "Walk the dog" on Your To-Do list after you've already done it anyway just to feel better about yourself. Oh, no, not you? Ok, never mind.
- Apple Cider Doughnuts
- Caramel Apples
- Go Apple Picking
- Visit a Pumpkin Patch
- Get Lost in a Corn Maize Maze
- Carve a Jack-o-Lantern
- Roast Pumpkin Seeds
- Eat the Candy that Only Comes Out Around Halloween Like Candy Corn and, That's About It I Guess
- Wear a Halloween Costume
- Throw a Halloween Party
- Go Trick or Treating
- Wear New Yoga Pants. Please. Even if they're from Target. Just throw out those faded, fraying, pilling, thinning-in-all-the-wrong-places "pants" you've been trying to pass off as pants in Life.
- Celebrate Día de Los Muertos
And there you go. Let's compare notes on the last day of Fall, December 20, then start the Winter List! Which, to be honest, will be so easy because it has only, like, four things on it.
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